Patooties

Never a dull moment with Paige. I needed, okay, wanted a new summer dress. Paige came along on my shopping trip and was quite the helper. These are moments/conversations you have to write down just so you can remember them.


Paige proceeded to help me pick out dresses to try on.

Conversation #1
"Mom, this one is so pretty," holding up the ultimate polyster pink two piece dress suit.

"I don't know Paige that seems a little 'grandma' to me."
Conversation #2
"How about this one, mom?" holding up a strapless, bejeweled evening gown.

"Umm, that's too fancy and it doesn't have any sleeves."
Conversation #3
"Look at this one!" holding up a super long maxi dress with the biggest, brightest floral print you have every seen.

All I could say about this one is, "I don't think so."

Conversation #4"Mom, there are pretty dresses over here" pointing to the Woman's sizes.

"I don't think those dresses will fit me. We should go to the petite section for ladies who are short like me."
Conversation #5"Mom, does this store have any patooties? You need patooties."
"I think they might have a petite section."
"Oh, I said patooties, that's embarassing."
The good thing about all this that she seemed to be listening to me because in the end I think she helped me pick out a pretty cute dress and I didn't even need patooties.