My Day (and I am still smiling)

-Called my dad to let him know we bought tickets to Thailand and confirm the dates with him, which involves repeating lots of dates and details :)
-Talked to my dad again to ask if he has a United frequent flyer number, conversation disintegrated into my dad asking me a bunch of questions about other airline programs, including, "Delta sent me something called a travel voucher?"
-Talked to Dave's mom and spent 30+ minutes venting about all the "stuff" we are doing to try and get to Thailand. (Thanks for listening to me whine!)
-Logged onto United website to retrieve frequent flyer numbers only to see that United is refunding all tickets purchased for travel to Bangkok through April 30th because of potentially dangerous conditions on the ground. (Let's hope things are more settled in two months.)
-Sent updated info to travel agent.
-Went to the store and bought $10 worth of chocolate, only to get home and put it away after realizing, "chocolate is not the answer."
-Went to the school to checkout the girls for a doctor appointment, which means facing THE WORLD'S RUDEST SCHOOL SECRETARY. Seriously, I am not exagerating, this is not a happy woman. It's elementary school for heaven's sake, lighten up!
-Take the girls to the doctor to get Hepatitis A shots for trip to Thailand. Paige has a fit and screams--a scream that is befitting a two-year old--what a baby.
-Took a call from dad asking me if I faxed his itinerary for a trip to Los Angeles (he is going next week to update his Thai passport.) "No dad, I emailed it three days ago." Had to resend the (fax)email.
-Sitting at home starting to think chocolate might be the answer
-And this will all be forgotten once I am sitting on beach.